girlmeetsarcasm replied to your post: So I just had a sit down with my dad and we were…
pls don’t tho i don’t want you to get punched in the face~
Bahahha, dont worry Naomi girl. I dont wanna get punched in the face either girl. I told Chris you said he was livin the thug life, and he was all “No Im not!!! But if I ever see that guy again hes walkin away without his jaw!!” *mad face* and I was all “LOL HASHTAG THUGLYF” And he was like… “Whats a hashtag?” at which point I gave up, lololol
So I just had a sit down with my dad and we were talking about how I want/need to move out soon, and I was basically telling him pretty much everyone in the world either has a roommate, or isnt looking to move out soon. Or at least not to commit, and dis bitch, my STRICT ASS IMPOSING NEVER LETS ME OUT OF THE HOUSE FATHER suggested that I move in with Chris.
Yup.
No joke.
My FATHER made this suggestion
Im going to have a heart attack and be sent to an early grave because of my poor fucking boyfriend.
You guys remember, the boyfriend that got STABBED in the stomach three months ago and was hospitalized for a week? With 14 staples, more stitches than I could could and and nicely sliced open organ? And a broken pinky from breaking the guys nose and knocking his friend out cold?
Yeah, well I guess he was just walking up to his fucking front door tonight and some guy he had never even fucking met before came up and fuckin decked him in the face. Bad enough to where hes not even at his house right now and staying somewhere else.
My. God.
Whatever. At least this time he wasnt hospitalized. And I got immediate confirmation of him being okay =/
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my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
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